let me tell you an annoying story of my maid and i :

yes so, i was suppose to go out today. was all ready to go and then another thing cropped up. i was downstairs, contemplating to go for option 1 or 2 which i finally settled for 2. but time was really tight and being lazy to climb all the way up to change into teeshirt and shorts, i got my maid to help me get my clothes so i could change downstairs - easy peasy lemon squeezy. so i asked her really nicely to get my white and red shirt and shorts. THANK GOD she knew what shirt or i'll just murder her. wash so many times alr still dont know meh! but as expected she didnt know what "shorts" was and took an eternity looking for it upstairs. not wanting to be late as always, i wore the shirt and left in a hurry. my mood wasnt really good to start off with.

it was till i reached the busstop that i realise my wallet wasnt with me. so i called home again and again and again AND again but she didnt pick up. i think she has a phobia for phones or sth, phonophobia? HAHA. so anw, she finally managed to ans and i asked her to get my wallet from my bag while i walk home to get it from her at the gate. at my gate, i was greeted by a very unpleasant surprise - my bag was there and she wasnt. RRAAAWWWRRRRRR.

you have to read the whole chunk of complains above k. share the frustration with me. moral of the story, dont be lazy. grrrrr.

not all maids are that pitiful yknow. i do admit there are sicko employers out there abusing their maids and all which i hope they'll burn to death eventually, but some maid should cease to exist. esp those yaya maid, wahlao, cant stand them. lemme tell you another story :

my ex tutor's friend (lets name her :D) got a maid who has 4 irksome factors.

#1, she claims to have 6 years of experience, demanded her pay to be $420. (daylight robbery i must say) but :D gave in tho.

#2, so anw, her job was simple, to cook for the kids. to :D's horror, she cooked fried rice or beehoon for them every single day. 6 years of learning these exquisite cuisine man. i weep with them cos my food aint any much better.

#3, :D asked her to clean up the place and instead of doing so, she said "last time is ah gong listen to me. i push where, he go where." shes saying that she doesnt need to listen to :D, and prolly, it should be the other way round.

#4, (irritating to the coorrrreeeee!) :D got the maid to wash her son's sch bag. well then, theres this humongous hole at the bottom which is impossible that she didnt see it. not only did she not inform :D, she placed all the child's books back and poor boy!, carried the bag with that hole at the bottom to school. when :D found out, she asked the maid why didnt she inform her abt the hole. and the maid's reponse was "beat me la, beat me la" OOMMGGGGGG. i hope the air around her gives a tight slap.

she should just evaporate, seriously.

but hey, there are nice maids too. i miss my very first maid, temi! shes damn nice i tell you. even when she returned back to indonesia, she sent me a huge parcel of cute pencils. and then a note to tell me to study hard and stuff. i sent her a teletubies card immediately after that but it got lost on its way there ): she never receive my card and we lost contact from then on. sigh.

i heard from the other maids that shes married with a child much ltr on tho. shes gna be an awesome mother (:

damn. its a wordy post. this is inspired by my maid btw. HAHAHAH. pictures of beatty alumni soooooooon! some are in sj's black-dot cammie. had fun fun fun:D

i wna run away from time.